Here you go random people who I am sick and tired of. The only way you have impacted my life is that you made me less tolerable to stupidness!



I hate stupid people. Stupid people should just die. That way the smart people could live on in happiness knowing that there wasn't some stupid idiot in Brazil burning down the rainforest, Knowing that illigitimate people cannot run the oil rigs near river systems and on the oceans and seas, knowing that there isn't some moron throwing toxic chemicals into the ocean and killing the sea creatures off. As you can tell, I hate stupid people, but then you have to think. If there were no stupid people, there would be no Smart people. Hmmm... I think I'll just crawl back to my underground lair, sip some iced tea and feel sorry for myself. Thank you very much stupid people!



Okay, I am pissed. There are poeple on elftown who are freely wrecking other's wikis and being rude to them. YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! GET A FUCKING LIFE! If you don't like a wiki-page, don't go there! Dost thou comprehend? I am guessing not. OOOOH! And people who are *kissing you passionately* really need to get a fucking life! If you are a person who does this, you need to take Reginald's advice and poke your eye out with a sharp and pointy stick. Maybe you should throw out the vaseline and use the vacuum for actual vacuuming. YOU SICK BASTARDS REALLY NEED TO STOP! From now on, if someone messages you this way, tell them to fuck off and die! and then block them as to prevent further communication.



I am starting to get really choked with my college tachers. He did not prepare our class for a fill in the blank section that we didn't even go over in class. I am sorry if I can't remember all the acronyms from all 10 fucking chapters! GRRRRR! Maybe he sould have given us an idea of what was going to be on the test rather than expect all of us to have a photographic memory! Spence Hilton, You are a fucking moron! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.



So, my little muffins! You have read this far! I congratulate you. So, there I was waiting patiently for the bus and some stupid person was trying to sell me their bus tickets. I don't want them! Take them, and haul your ass home and call a towing service. His car has supposedly broken down and he was begging for money to call a cab. You see, it's not like I am opposed to helping my fellow man, quite the opposite. I volunteer for things that would make a normal person cringe. But, I don't help those afflicted with the disease of constant stupidity. These people need to spend their money on going back to school and introducing them to the new world. JACKASSES! I gave him 35 cents and pointed to where the payphones were. He looked at me weird and then went to beg another person for money. Nice to feel useful huh?



So, I logged on today (Nov 23, 2004) to find that someone had left me a little message saying and I quote " OMG! You are the woman of my dreams!" Now at first I must admit, I was a little freaked. A normal response when someone you don't even know drops a line like that. So, I admit I am flattered, but cripes man! Get to know a person first before you drop the psychological bomb on them! Jeez, I didn't need caffiene this morning, I just needed to see my messages! JAVA JAVA JAVA!



Obviously, some of you did not read what I have written. I don't need any messages saying "Hey sexy, wanna chat?" Hmmm...How about No, No and oh yah, NOT ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE! You people need to seriously jump off a cliff and die. die die die die die! I am not some stupid bimbo who's gonna go " Okay, hee hee" when someone calls me sexy and wants to chat. Get a fucking life! You people piss me off and If I ever meet you, I will bitchslap you till your face turns black and blue. Savy? Now, if you'll excuse me, I talk to men that have some class and some sort of plausible personality. To all my guy friends on ET, I say OY! ^_^



Hmmm... You know what my little muffins. I think that there are some people here in need of therapy. I look at random members and I see that some of them have descriptions like, "I hate the fucking world so don't fucking talk to me" or "I don't want to fucking talk to anyone, just leave me alone". These people should get rid of their elftown accounts and hide in the dark corners of their living space. That is what they are there for. If they don't want to talk to anyone or if they don't want anyone talking to them, why oh why do they continue to tell us about how fucked up we are. Maybe they should look in the mirror and then go stick their head in a hole under the ground and suffocate themselves on worm shit. These people only tend to piss me off and I am so tempted to tell them exactly how I feel, but this way if they come here, it is their own fault! Mwuah ha ha ha ha! And if you are one of these people, get the fuck off my page, I don't wanna talk to you becuase I actually have a life and friends here on elftown and you are a disgrace to the online community world. I don't care how terrible your life is, GET OFF THE CROSS AND USE THE LUMBER TO BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!




Man, anyone who deletes a wiki just because they can need to go and jump into a pit of burning hot lava! URGH! DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN PISS ME OFF!



Some homeless people are so hopeless! I was waiting at my bus stop, minding my own business. Then this homelss guy happens upon the bus stop, squats and tries to pull, I think it was beef jerkey, out of the bag. Well, he sent the bag flying inot the air and on the ground. I thought it was kind of rude to litter like that, but I was polite, I took the bag from the ground and threw it in the garbage. Here is where it goes from bad to worse.

He looked at me and asked me, "What are you doing?"

I looked at him and kindly said, "I just threw that bag in the garbage?"

He got all outraged! "Why the fuck did you do that! I was gonna use that!"

I was confused at his time. I replied "You threw it on the ground."

He looked over at me and said, "NO! I THREW IT IN THE AIR!"

And then he preceded to call me a fucking bitch and to mind my own business. I am a humanitarian, but I firmly believe this guy should get put out of our misery.

DAMN THE STUPID HOMELESS PEOPLE!


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